My favourite of these is Des Moines
So how do they butcher this name in your part of the world? Here they
mainly stick to the frenchesque version and leave off the "s"es.
Dezmoyknees is rarely heard here, but Dead Moines, and Death Moans are
quite frequently the way we pronounce the name.
Pappillion in Nebraska is my favorite. pa-pill-yun.
I think the idea of a Bellum Solsequium would be great.