FYI.
Kathy Evans
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Date: Mon, 30 Jun 1997 12:44:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: Jerry Peters <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Novice computor operators:
Thought You Might Like This:
Anytime you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following
excerpts from a Wall Street Journal article by Jim Carlton, and
you'll realize there are lots of people in the world far, far more
idiotic than you could possibly be.
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to
"Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the
"Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse
was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out
to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man
complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from
his old diskettes. After trouble- shooting for magnets and heat
failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer
labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the
labels.
4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective
diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer
along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies.
5. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled
floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked
the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting
up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.
6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his
computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting,
the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper
by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send"
key.
7. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so
a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me
a couple of friends, "the customer replied. When told Egghead was
a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to
find a couple of geeks."
8. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no
longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap
and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the
keys and washing them individually.
9. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was
enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an>
invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and
"invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.
10. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't
get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer
was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she
pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this
foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the
computer's mouse.
11. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her
brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit,
plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something
to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power
switch, she asked "What power switch?"
12. True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty
period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer.">
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I
am.
Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade
show?
How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark
on it?"
Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a
promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he
couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM
drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!
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