I got one more for you Carol:
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     WARNING:
     The following should be read only by people who can imitate Voltaire's
     accent.

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     Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several
     paintings from the Louvre.

     However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past
     security, he was captured only two blocks away when his
     Renault van ran out of gas.

     When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then
     make such an obvious error, he replied:

     "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."



     Emil

     "I decided to be happy because is healthy"
     Voltaire