Some years ago it was discovered that a certain wild mouse, hight Nibbles, had chewed his way into Jenna's dehydrator and was really living it up. A few years later it was discovered that he (and or his descendants) had gotten into a stash of hot peppers and even tried to eat the label off a bottle of Jack Daniels in the pursuit of a very decadent lifestyle. Yesterday while searching our vast luggage collection it was discovered proof that Nibbles did indeed sire descendants. For between two LL Bean duffle bags was a truly grand mouse nest, and an absolutely stunning stash of hot peppers that had been laboriously transported one pepper at a time from the other side of the garage to provide for the little mother and the next generation of Nibbles.
Occupants had departed long before, so the nest peppers and no less than four ruined duffle bags got popped in the trash. Which leaves only about a dozen duffle bags or so.