Hi I am your Land Agent, Mistress BelAnna de Rouge de Anjou mostly known as just Bel.
If you pre reg'd you checked a box that said you notified your Land Agent you are going to Pennsic. Guess what most of you lied...shame shame shame. Cause I have not heard from you. I need to know the following information from you.
ARRIVAL DATE (I need to know when to stay in camp, if you don't tell me when you will be there I will be out and about and you will have to wait for me to return)
Tent size including ropes shade fly kitchen shower etc etc etc
who is in your tent (I need this for a tent count only I don't care who you are camping with)
IF YOU ARE GOING TO PENNSIC AND WANT TO CAMP WITH CALONTIR GUESS WHAT...I STILL NEED ALL THE SAME INFORMATION.
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN YOU GET TO PENNSIC:
Find our camp we a few short blocks to the left of Troll.
Find me or my proxy - DO NOT SETUP YOUR TENT WITHOUT SEEING THE LAND AGENT - we have a grand plan for setup.
Do not leave trash laying around in the Royal Pavilion, Court Yard or in the general area around your or others tents (it will be delivered to your front door if I have a complaint and have to clean it up, I am not your Mom.)
Do not wash your dishes at the water spicket
Do not dump your food, dishwater or other items into the Port a John. They are for 2 things only and please don't make me post here what they are supposed to be used for.
Do not use someone else sump hole without asking (they either dug it themselves or paid for someone else to do it. Dig your own. Keep the dirt because you will need to fill it in
THERE ARE NO GROUND FIRES - DO NOT DIG A FIRE PIT - ONLY ABOVE GROUND SELF CONTAINED FIRE PITS ALLOWED
When Pennsic is over take all your trash to the dumpster do not leave it on our block, I only have to take it there after you are gone and I won't be happy about it.
Pennsic ends Noon on Sunday. If you plan to stay till Sunday you MUST be rolling off site by NOON this doesn't mean you wait to pack till 11:30 am sunday. If possible pack Saturday leave sunday early morning.
If you leave your cool stuff lying about I will ransom it back to you or keep it for myself.
I resolve any and all land disputes (within and without Calontir that deal with Calontir) so be kind to your camp mate cause if I have to get involved I am the only one who wins.
Recently I have been told I am mean. I write these guidelines well because they have been issues for someone who has attended Pennsic and complained to me to do a better job containing the camp I have been entrusted with. I have been doing this for 14 years for Calontir and additional years prior to moving here. The complaints come Not just within Calontir itself but from other camps we have been next to. In general we are a good and kind camp to each other and our block mates, but at times we all over step ourselves. So with that in mind realize I make these points not to pick on anyone specific but to continue to be the awesome camp we have always been. Besides I hate it when security makes me account for things others have done and I don't like acting like your Mom when you mess up. BUT I do and I will. So with all this said and if you have read this far and you are going to Pennsic please send me your information.
In Service to Crown and Kingdom,
Pennsic Land Agent
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