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Date: Sun, 20 Jul 1997 17:07:15 -0700
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The following was in the San Jose Mercury News last week.  TRUE STORY.
Under Oath:
>From the Alameda County DA's office:
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist.
Here's what happened:
Attorney:  Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the
pulse?
Coroner:   No
Atty:        Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner:   No
Atty:        Did you check for breathing?
Coroner:   No
Atty:        So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure
the man was
               dead, were you?
Coroner:   Well, let me put it this way.  The man's brain was sitting in a
jar on my
               desk.  But I guess it's possible he could be out there
practicing law
               somewhere.