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> Queen Kirsten also attended this Changeling feast with her lord. In > honor of this occassion he, to the wonder and merriment of all, shaved > his mustache and came wearing his Queen's clothes. She, to complete the > parody, donned his clothes and glued his mustache to her Royal upper > lip...Even to this day, our feasters at times raise their glasses as to > Merowald and Kirsten and drink to the Queen's Mustache". ...and Merowald, to fully represent Kirsten, found a couple of tennis balls and stuffed them into his bodice. Thus did we start toasting not only the Queen's Moustache, but also the King's Balls. (No, really. I was there. I never thought I'd see the day when even I would have a NSTIW story dating to the dark, dim, dusty days when the memory of man ran not to the contrary and when Baron Master Charles O'Connor didn't even have an AoA. But I see I'm thoroughly confusing 95% of those reading this, who are waaaaay too young.) Alban, old and creaky