I was thinking of the other job where trained and warranted bearers of
beverages were made unemployed, forced to volunteer their services.

With the heralds, I have merely forced technology upon them, making many
go through remedial and adult education courses, or be out on the
streets, looking for Peers (preferably of stature but really any) to
attach themselves to.

(who really can't do better than Tibor's comment)

On Tue, Nov 12, 2013, at 11:15 AM, Mark Schuldenfrei wrote:
> On 11/12/2013 11:34 AM, Patrick Anderson wrote:
> > I ran on the platform of reducing jobs! I succeeded!
> During a recession!
> Unemployed and underemployed heralds are now a scourge on
> the countryside, annoying Peers through excess flattery
> and performing unauthorized heraldic visitations in hopes
> of being bought off.
> Pregnant women everywhere are being harassed: "have you
> picked a name yet for your child?  I can help: it can
> be really authentic!  George is already taken, but I can
> help!"
> Everywhere you go, graffiti is scrawled on corporate
> logos and sports team images: "this is offensive for
> conflict", "bad contrast" "color on color!!!11leventybang!"
> Thanks a lot, you bum.  Look what you did.
> 	Tibor :-) :-)

Patrick Anderson
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