Cindy - Actually, I wrote a response before reading the rest of the responses, and I think I like Emil's answer better, though it makes me wonder what Emil is eating for breakfast that another would put his knee into............................ In ansy case - "neaps" are mashed turnips, "tatties" are mashed potatoes, and "haggis" is a truely revolting sausage made of sheep heart, liver, and whatever else is left over after the good stuff is eaten. (That's just an opinion - others love it, but they are probably off in other ways as well, and we won't go into that.....) I have no idea what "haggis neaps" are, but we have someone here at work who lived in Scotland for a year (and was kind enough to fix some of us a fine Scottish dinner of neaps, tatties, and haggis just a couple weeks ago!) - we'll ask him. He may even have a recipie for you to try these wonders! As for "goolies" - I leave it to your imagination, being that they are using a knee to impact it........! Liz Hansen & Marcia Martinho Illustrators - Center for American Archeology